How do you insult a narcissist?
Answered by: Nick Horeton,16 Years With Narcissistic covert and malignant women.
These tend to work.
Tell them someone told you that they didn't like the narcissistic person.
Compare what you have to theirs and tell them it's shit. Example, your cars shit compared to mine.
Accuse them of cheating.
When they tell you that you're killing their vibe respond with good, that's what I wanted.
Tell them they are liars in an offensive manner. Example, you're so full of shit.
Whatever task they ask you to do and they say you did a bad job, when time comes do a really shit job and then when they tell you that you did a bad job respond with “Well this time I went off your personal best,” and when they look confused sigh at them and walk away
If you are talking with a group and they go to say their version of an event all excited just cut them off. This one gets results every time.
When they fk up remind them how hopeless they are.
Refer to them as Jekyll or Hide because sooner or later they will do it to you.
Remind them how lucky they are that they have you for doing the most smallest of tasks.
Tell them they are the worst and scariest driver you've ever seen when they do something silly by accident like clip the gutter whilst driving and double it up by saying someone they know told you too that they were a really scary and dangerous driver.
Cheat on them.
Stare at them when they aren't looking until they do notice you staring and when asked what's wrong reply “not much” or “nothing” in a disappointed tone after an incident.
Tell them you found someone else that's higher maintenance and you took up the offer when dumping them.
Tell them you're moving on after a fight.
Tell them they aren't good in their profession.
Not accept any blame shifting attempts and keep reminding them it is their fault and you don't want to hear anything because they are liars. Call every lie until they have to walk away.
Tell them they are shit in bed.
Call them narcissistic, borderline, bipolar, freak, psycho, adhd, asperger etc.
When you push back on plans they are trying to make, tell them a cheap excuse and end it with, “ I'm sorry if that caused you pain.”
Every argument tell them that you're sorry they view you so poorly and that's their issue to deal with.
Tell them they look much older than they are.
If you're texting and they send you something like photos or videos to watch don't refer to them and talk about yourself and an experience you've had and pretend the photos or videos never existed.
Some of these work on everyone.
Others strike a little harder to a narcissist.
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