你们这段关系中最让人操心的时刻是什么? Richard Shaw 这样说...

2020-11-19 12:23

What is the most 'F-ck This I'm out' moment of your relationship? yK2世界播

你们这段关系中最让人操心的时刻是什么?yK2世界播


Answered by: Richard Shaw yK2世界播

回答者:理查德·肖(Richard Shaw)yK2世界播


Three or four years ago I met a new woman. She was just over 50 at the time. Nice looking girl - slim and attractive. We went out a few times and really had a fun time. She mentioned at the time she had a few things she didn’t like. Smoking was one of them. Didn’t really tell her I smoked, but never smoked near her, in my house… anything. So one day she invited me to join her as she’s going to her friend’s house for a small afternoon party and she thought it would be fun to meet them. I’m always up for a party, so said ‘sure!” yK2世界播

三四年前,我遇到了一个新的女人。当时她刚过50岁。漂亮的女孩-苗条,有魅力。我们出去了几次,玩得很开心。她当时提到,她有一些不喜欢的东西。吸烟是其中之一。我没有告诉她我吸烟,但从来没有在她附近吸烟,在我的房子里…。什么都行。所以有一天,她要去她朋友家参加一个小型下午聚会,她邀请我和她一起去,她觉得和他们见面会很有趣。我总是准备参加聚会,所以我说‘当然可以!’“。yK2世界播


We got there and there were three other couples: the home owners plus two other couples. Drinks were served… yipee! I met the three other guys. All nice fellows. We were sitting out on the back deck having a few drinks. The girls were inside, apparently drinking as well. I could hear my date getting loud and laughing. I started wondering if she was getting drunk. So then the home owner brought out a box and offered all of us guys a cigar. So, I was at the party, took cigar and lit it up. A few minutes later my date appeared at the door. She looked a little unsteady on her feet. She looked at me and glared. She then walked over and slapped the cigar out of my mouth. Ashes flew everywhere. Before I could say anything - pow, she smacked me right in the face, and yelled “I told you! No smoking!” yK2世界播

我们到了那里,发现还有另外三对夫妇:房主和另外两对夫妇。…提供饮料。耶!我见过另外三个人。都是好人。我们坐在后排甲板上喝了几杯。女孩们都在里面,显然也在喝酒。我能听到我的约会对象大声欢笑。我开始怀疑她是不是喝醉了。于是房主拿出一个盒子,递给我们所有人一支雪茄。所以,我在派对上,拿起雪茄,点燃了它。几分钟后,我的约会对象出现在门口。她看起来有点站立不稳。她看着我,怒视着我。然后她走过去,把雪茄从我嘴里拍了下来。灰烬飞得到处都是。我还没来得及说话,她就打了我一巴掌,大喊:“我告诉过你!禁止吸烟!“。yK2世界播


I was shocked. For a second I felt like standing up and driving her right through the fence. She stumbled back inside. The women had also seen this happen and were standing in the patio door way, in shock. The guys were all looking at me, like they don’t know what to say. My lip was bleeding and I reached for a napkin. I stood up and said, “well, I guess that’s my cue to leave.” the home owner tried to convince me to stay, as did the other guys. I thanked him for having me over and started walking to my car. The guy’s wife came out to me and said,“Uh, are you taking Janie with you.?” yK2世界播

我当时很震惊。有那么一秒钟,我真想站起来,开车把她从栅栏里赶过去。她跌跌撞撞地回到屋里。这两名妇女也目睹了这种情况,她们站在院子门口,震惊不已。那些家伙都看着我,好像他们不知道该说什么。我的嘴唇在流血,我伸手去拿纸巾。我站起来说:“好吧,我想这是我离开的暗示。”房主试图说服我留下来,其他人也是如此。我感谢他请我过来,然后开始走向我的车。那家伙的妻子走过来对我说,“呃,你要带珍妮一起去吗?”yK2世界播


I said “No, call her a cab or something.” She understood. yK2世界播

我说:“不,给她叫辆出租车什么的。”她明白了。yK2世界播


Here’s the thing. The next day she called me and says “hey, you left without me yesterday.” yK2世界播

事情是这样的。第二天,她打电话给我说:“嘿,你昨天没等我就走了。”yK2世界播


I said, “Yes, I did.” She paused and said “Are you upset with me or something?” yK2世界播

我说:“是的,我是这么做的。”她停顿了一下,说:“你是在生我的气还是怎么的?”yK2世界播


I remained calm and said “You hit me in the face and split my lip.” yK2世界播

我保持冷静,说:“你打了我的脸,把我的嘴唇打裂了。”yK2世界播


Then she tried to play it off, saying “oh, I was drunk, you can’t take that seriously.” yK2世界播

然后她试图把这件事抛诸脑后,说:“哦,我喝醉了,你不能把这当回事。”yK2世界播


I said “can’t take it seriously? You hit me in the face! You’ve got serious problems. Don’t call me again.” yK2世界播

我说“不能当真吗?你打了我的脸!你有很严重的问题。别再给我打电话了。“。yK2世界播


Some people shouldn’t drink! yK2世界播

有些人不应该喝酒!yK2世界播

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