Have you ever seen someone being literally laughed out of a courtroom?
Answered by: Gini Farnham,Criminal Defense Lawyer
Yes. My x told the judge I beat him up 3 times. She asked me if it were true. I said, no ma'am, only twice. She said why? I told her my x was choking me so hard my eyes were bulging out of the sockets and he was banging my head on the wall… it began to hurt… so I slapped him. He spun on his heels and hit the floor, out cold. I was trying to be serious, not even smiling when I realized the people in the courtroom thought it was hysterical… even his attorney couldn't stop laughing.
I wasn't trying to be funny. My x was a selfish, cruel, jealous man.