为了拍照,人们做过的最危险的事情是什么? Thomas Cayne 做出了回答

2020-10-14 18:24

What's the most dangerous thing someone has done to get a photo? jjo世界播

为了拍照,人们做过的最危险的事情是什么?jjo世界播


Answered by: Thomas Cayne,Storyteller. Anthropologist. Naturalist. Madman. jjo世界播

回答者:托马斯·凯恩,讲故事的人。人类学家。博物学家。疯子jjo世界播


Octopussy. jjo世界播

章鱼。jjo世界播


If you would see her, wouldn’t you take her ? jjo世界播

如果你想见她,你不会带她去吗?jjo世界播


Small as she is, she seems to carry the most distinct jewels on every pinpoint of her body, and even when you perfectly know that she is just a colorful animal, you want to take her into your hands, and photograph her. jjo世界播

虽然她个子很小,但她似乎在身体的每个尖端都带着最明显的珠宝,即使你完全知道她只是一只五颜六色的动物,你也想把她抱在手中,给她拍照。jjo世界播


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Unfortunately, she bites. jjo世界播

不幸的是,她咬人。jjo世界播


But not in the naive way you already imagine yourself stating in front of your new Australian beer friends in the evening, when all this is over. jjo世界播

但并不是以你已经想象的那种天真的方式,当这一切都结束的时候,晚上在你的新澳大利亚啤酒朋友面前陈述。jjo世界播


Because it ain’t over. jjo世界播

因为它还没有结束。jjo世界播


You just took one of the deadliest animals in existence in your little hand. jjo世界播

你刚刚把现存最致命的动物之一握在你的小手中。jjo世界播


The blue-ringed octopus. jjo世界播

蓝环章鱼。jjo世界播


An no, it won’t maul you to death with its little parrot beak; it also won’t strangle you with its rainworm tentacles. jjo世界播

不,它不会用它的小鹦鹉喙把你撞死;它也不会用它的雨虫触角勒死你。jjo世界播


The fact is: it will kill you with those tiny poisonous salivary glands in the beak. It will send you away to the nursery, where there is no antivenom waiting for you. jjo世界播

事实是:它会用嘴上那些微小的有毒唾液腺杀死你。它会把你送到托儿所,那里没有抗蛇毒血清等着你。jjo世界播


Because there is none. jjo世界播

因为根本没有。jjo世界播


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This little fucker is your worst nightmare: instead of your wife of twenty years who hates you like nothing else — the only thing which keeps her from stabbing you to death is your children and your inheritance which isn’t sorted out quite yet — it looks sweeter than Judy Garland in her early teen days, but is more dangerous than Judy in her later seconds. jjo世界播

这个小混蛋是你最可怕的噩梦:不是你结婚20年的妻子对你恨之入骨-唯一让她不会刺死你的是你的孩子和你尚未理清的遗产-它看起来比十几岁的朱迪·加兰(Judy Garland)更甜蜜,但比朱迪在晚年更危险。jjo世界播


Run away. jjo世界播

离家出走。jjo世界播


Drop it. jjo世界播

放下。jjo世界播


Do not take that picture. jjo世界播

不要拍那张照片。jjo世界播


No picture has ever been worth it, except if you want to be our jester — our new flick to play around with on social media, sharing your end with millions, and not caring at all. jjo世界播

没有一张照片是值得的,除非你想成为我们的小丑-我们的新电影可以在社交媒体上玩耍,与数百万人分享你的结局,而且一点也不关心。jjo世界播


Because this is the world: you did not care, so we don’t. jjo世界播

因为这就是这个世界:你们不在乎,所以我们不在乎。jjo世界播


We share and we laugh, and we think we learn, but we don’t, because the next time we are there, we’ll take it as well, and we’ll think: jjo世界播

我们分享,我们大笑,我们认为我们学到了东西,但我们没有,因为下次我们在那里的时候,我们也会接受,我们会想:jjo世界播


“This picture will make me famous.” jjo世界播

“这张照片会让我出名的。”jjo世界播


And maybe you are right, but you will miss the entire point: it only lasts SECONDS. jjo世界播

也许你是对的,但你会错过整个要点:它只持续几秒钟。jjo世界播


For we are the world. jjo世界播

因为我们就是这个世界。jjo世界播


We are the children. jjo世界播

我们是孩子。jjo世界播


Follow my blue rings on Quora, at Thomas Cayne ! jjo世界播

跟着我的蓝环在Quora,在Thomas Cayne!jjo世界播


REFERENCES: Google images and Blue-ringed octopus - Wikipedia. The woman in the first picture is actress and ex-Miss Sweden Kristina Wayborn, who played “Magda” in the James Bond movie Octopussy. In the movie, she had a tattoo of a blue-ringed octopus on her behind. jjo世界播

参考资料:谷歌图片和蓝环章鱼-维基百科。第一张照片中的女人是女演员、前瑞典小姐克里斯蒂娜·韦伯恩(Kristina Wayborn),她在詹姆斯·邦德(James Bond)电影“章鱼”(Octopussy)中饰演“玛格达”。在电影中,她的背后有一只蓝环章鱼的纹身。jjo世界播

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