谷歌的职业培训听起来很正常

2020-10-14 07:33

Job training at Google sounds very normal mki世界播

谷歌的职业培训听起来很正常mki世界播


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It is unclear to me why The New York Times is making such a big deal of Google’s incredibly normal job-training practices! Google employees can speak up about anything as long as they don’t talk about antitrust, the Times reports. Google employees shouldn’t bring it up in emails, meetings, or job interviews. mki世界播

我不明白为什么“纽约时报”如此重视谷歌令人难以置信的正常职业培训做法!据“泰晤士报”报道,谷歌员工可以畅所欲言,只要他们不谈论反垄断。谷歌员工不应在电子邮件、会议或求职面试中提及此事。mki世界播


“We are not out to ‘crush,’ ‘kill,’ ‘hurt,’ ‘block,’ or do anything else that might be perceived as evil or unfair,” a Google training slide says, per the Times’ reporting. Very normal to receive this instruction every year! I’m sure Google is also not out to maim, dismember, assassinate, eliminate, macerate, or otherwise squash competition. mki世界播

据“泰晤士报”报道,一张谷歌培训幻灯片上写道:“我们不会‘粉碎’、‘杀戮’、‘伤害’、‘阻止’,或者做任何可能被视为邪恶或不公平的事情。”每年收到这个指令都很正常!我相信谷歌也不会去残害、肢解、暗杀、消灭、浸渍或以其他方式进行壁球比赛。mki世界播


But let’s be honest: haven’t we all received on-the-job training that if we use the big “A” word — antitrust — we should cc: our lawyers and mark the entire email as “attorney-client privilege”? This is just obvious stuff. mki世界播

但坦率地说:我们不是都接受过在职培训吗?如果我们使用“A”字-反垄断-我们应该抄送给我们的律师,并将整封电子邮件标记为“律师-委托人特权”?这只是显而易见的事情。mki世界播


Without this training, someone might accidentally write “I intend to guillotine Expedia by buying ITA Software,” and then, whoopsie, the Securities and Exchange Commission could find it. Whereas if you don’t write that and buy ITA Software anyway, that acquisition is definitely fine, cool, and not anti-competitive. mki世界播

如果没有这种培训,有人可能会意外地写下“我打算通过购买ITA软件来断头台”,然后,哎呀,美国证券交易委员会(Securities And Exchange Commission)可能会找到它。然而,如果你不写这些,无论如何也不买ITA软件,那收购绝对是好的、酷的,而且不是反竞争的。mki世界播


After all, Google removed its “don’t be evil” slogan from its code of conduct in 2018 — but “let’s not do anything that might be perceived as evil” means basically the same thing, right? Besides, the current US president loves this tactic of using attorney-client privilege, so obviously, it must be smart, legal, and ethical. mki世界播

毕竟,谷歌在2018年的行为准则中去掉了“不要作恶”的口号--但“让我们不要做任何可能被视为邪恶的事情”的意思基本上是一样的,对吧?此外,现任美国总统喜欢使用律师-委托人特权的这种策略,所以显然,它必须是聪明的、合法的和道德的。mki世界播


Honestly, just saying “antitrust” out loud is begging for the regulators to come mess with you, and that’s why it’s a terrible idea to say it in any job interview. You never know when you might accidentally summon the SEC to review your definitely-not-a-monopoly. mki世界播

老实说,仅仅是大声说出“反垄断”就是在恳求监管机构来跟你捣乱,这就是为什么在任何求职面试中说出来都是一个糟糕的想法。你永远不知道什么时候你会意外地召见SEC来审查你绝对不是垄断的公司。mki世界播

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